tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6771085439961443201.post116281170235954292..comments2024-03-28T18:36:06.977-04:00Comments on American Everyman: Duck inDistress Goes Homewillylomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13651131335984053101noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6771085439961443201.post-2866351064683126462021-02-22T16:21:33.597-05:002021-02-22T16:21:33.597-05:00Surprised you didn't lure it back with some br...Surprised you didn't lure it back with some bread droppings, it's always looking for food.<br /><br />Could be it's got some kind of brain parasite, like an amoeba, which infests snails & slugs. Same ones that in your garden you make sure the dog or cat doesn't find & eat same reason.<br /><br />Today's Planet Moron story:<br />a joke out there several months now heard it i finally remembered where it had its origin.<br /><br />Says Taxes doesn't want any of those damn snowflakes from Californication moving in after soiling their nest there, not least of which reasons is if they settle all aggregated in one place, their sheer weight of numbers numbers will capsize the state for sure, & it'll sink into the Gulf of Texaco!<br /><br />Here's the root of that joke---another guiding light leader:<br />https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hank-johnson-thinks-guam_n_521541<br />The best part of hearing Johnson say, “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize,” is hearing the commander try to explain why it’s probably — no, definitely — not going to happen. <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com