Showing posts with label Mars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mars. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Elon Says We'll be Landing on Mars Next Year ಠ_ಠ

by Scott Creighton


 

Yeah Elon says we will be landing on Mars and setting up shop in a year.. while his great ship, 'Starship' (very creative) can't even open it's bay doors in space to release a mock satellite before it spins out of control to it's death somewhere in the Indian ocean.

But yeah, The Elon will be ruling the Red Planet in just a couple of months, says the junkie who was once King of America.

hehehehehehehe,

Friday, January 24, 2025

The Elon: 2025 A Nazi Space Odyssey

by Scott Creighton

 After WWII the United States brought some 1,600 Nazis into the country to work as engineers and specialists in various high-education and skill level positions.

Call it the first H-1B program.

Wernher von Braun was one of those scientists. He was a full fledged Nazi who worked on the rocket development team for Adolf and helped develop the V-2 rocket which was literally the first intercontinental ballistic missile. The Nazis used it on targets like London, Paris and Antwerp.

Wernher helped U.S. military develop their own versions of that type of rocket until NASA got a hold of him and used him to help create the boosters that would lift Apollo rockets into orbit for their fake moon landings.

While here, after the war, Nazi Wernher wrote a book called Project Mars:  A Technical Tale. I believe he wrote it while living on a military base in Texas.

Turns out the story is about post Communism world where the U.S. and the rest of the world turned against the commies and blew them up by launching nukes from space. Then they decided to turn their attention, literally, from getting revenge for winning WWII (it's a Nazi writing it remember) to looking at Mars for some reason and lo and behold... they decide to go there.

So, they pack up a fleet of spaceships and fly to Mars only to find, its already inhabited by folks living... underground (remember that cus it's important later)

Elon Musk's father Errol was big into rockets when he was a kid living the good life of a white privileged child in apartheid South Africa. Elon grew up there until he was 17.

Did you know Peter Thiel was also South African? Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Paul Furber and David Sachs. All children of apartheid. All big time supporters of Donald Trump who makes jokes about the poor not taking showers.

Hmm.