Monday, April 27, 2026

The Obligatory Manifesto and TrumpyBear's Sad 60 Minutes Interview

by Scott Creighton

My takeaways are thus:

  • It CLEARLY wasn't written by either AI or the usual FBI team that writes manifestos regularly.
  • His take on lack of security at the event is undermined by the fact that he literally got nowhere in his attempt.
  • He said he was after any and all Trump regime department heads... with the exception of one... Kash Patel? WTF?
  • Trying to hard to be Luigi Mangione.
  • Almost seems like the part after his signature was written by someone else. 

Here is the text of his 'manifesto' Judge for yourself what it means:

(sidebar: Trump hated it when asked about it on 60 Minutes. Fucking funny.)

 

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure 

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me) 

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls) 

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes. 

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.) 

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning. 

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel. 

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. 

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

A Ma Deuce is a belt-fed .50 heavy machine gun. Just  so you know.

'If I were an Iranian agent'? If Iran wanted him dead, he would be dead and no hotel reservations would be needed. This seems like a planted bit of propaganda TBH.

Is the whole 'Secret Service is incompetent' narrative being set up for something in the near future?

I have a really hard time believing he booked a room and walked into the place strapped with a shotgun in his carry-on and no one said a thing to him. Most likely he had it in his vehicle. Why brandish it EXPECTING security to stop him... unless he WANTED TO BE STOPPED? That's a plot hole if you ask me.

Almost like all of the stuff after his name was ADDED by the Feds.

'I'm gonna drop the formal tone' as it seems someone might be trying to cover for the fact that this add-on part sounds very different than what was written above.

He uses 'like' multiple times as if he is suddenly a Valley Girl.

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TrumpyBear flipped out on 60 Minutes when interviewer read a portion of the 'manifesto'  Kept calling her childish names. Trump is a child. Not childlike... that is a good quality... he's a child. Underdeveloped.

When asked about him falling down as they tried to rush him offstage, Trump lied thru his teeth like he always does. What's wrong with saying 'I fell down'? Nothing. To him though, to his self image, his idiotic 'brand', he can't let people see it that way.

NORAH O'DONNELL: Just at that moment where it looks like you go sort of down with the Service, you were telling them to wait?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Well, they asked me-- well, I, no, what happened is then I started walking with them. I turned, I started walking, and they said, "Please go down. Please go down on the floor." So I went down and the first lady went down also. But we were asked to go down by the-- agents as I was walking. In other words, I was--

NORAH O'DONNELL: They wanted you almost to crawl out

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:  I was standing up-- pretty much. I was standing up and then turned around the opposite direction and started pretty much walking out pretty tall, a little bent over because they-- you know, I'm not lookin' to be standing too tall. And-- but I was walking out. I was pretty-- about halfway there when they said, "Please go down to the floor. Please go down to the floor." So I dropped to the floor. So did the first lady. CBS

Trump lies about everything:


 

Later in the interview, Norah O'Donnel had to ask Trump about the manifesto and what the guy wrote and this was TrumpyBear's childish response:

NORAH O'DONNELL:  The so-called manifesto is a stunning thing to read, Mr. President. He appears to reference a motive in it. He writes this quote, "Administration officials, they are targets." And he also wrote this, "I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes." What's your reaction to that?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Well, I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you're-- you're he-- you're horrible people. Horrible people. Yeah, he did write that. I'm-- I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody.

NORAH O'DONNELL:  Oh you think-- do you think he was referring to you?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: I'm not a pedophile. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm not a pedophile. You read that crap from some sick person? I got associated with all-- stuff that has nothing to do with me. I was totally exonerated. Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones that were involved with, little's say, Epstein or other things. But I said to myself, "You know, I'll do this interview and they'll probably"-- I read the manifesto. You know, he's a sick person. But you should be ashamed of yourself reading that because I'm not any of those things.

NORAH O'DONNELL:  Mr. President these are the gunman's words –

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP:  And I was never-- excuse me. Excuse me. You shouldn't be reading that on 60 Minutes. You're a disgrace. But go ahead. Let's finish the interview.

NORAH O'DONNELL: The other thing that he wrote, in the--

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: You-- you're disgraceful. CBS 

Let everyday be another wonderful secret Mr. Trump. Every fucking day.


 

 Cole Allen apparently belongs to some progressive art group called The Wide Awakes and attended at least one No Kings Day events.

Is this enough to demonize any and all who oppose TrumpyBear's Project 2025/Great Reset? I don't know. I doubt it. Seems like if they fabricated him as a patsy they would have made some connection to anti-Israel movements and/or pro-Palestine/Iran activism.

It's a real messed up situation which will be forgotten by the end of the week.

If nothing else this event makes perfectly clear how fake the previous attempt on his life was in Butler.

One should also watch TrumpyBear freaking out over her reading parts of the manifesto. 

I mean it was almost a confession. Like a child trying to say he didn't eat the cookies with chocolate all over his mouth.

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