The Palestinians gave the three hostages they released gift bags as parting gifts upon release which included certificates which prove they were actually held by the Palestinians for 15 months. 'sources say' the bags also included:
1. an AOL online compact disk
2. a 20 shekel Starbucks gift card (expired)
3. 3 Hershey's Kisses (melted)
4. a CIA bin Laden Demon Doll
4. a Koran translated by MEMRI TV into Hebrew (God only knows what that says)
5. an official Donald Trump Palestinian keffiyeh made in China, gold color of course
6. an eight track tape of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here
7. a tee-shirt which reads 'I was held by Hamas for 15 months and all I got was this tee-shirt' in Swahili.
8. a certificate good for a 3-day stay at Mofi's Garden Spa in Gaza City (if it's ever rebuilt and Mofi is ever released from the Israeli prison he is currently being tortured in)
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