In America We Don't Do Kings

by Scott Creighton

I know Curtis Yarvin and Peter Thiel and all their brown-shirt acolytes would have you believe otherwise, but here in the states we don't grovel at the feet of royalty anymore. 

Not even for the Duke of Orange.

On June 14th his lordship, the Double Fisted Weenie Dancer, is spending up to 90 million bucks to throw himself a Big Beautiful Bash for Flag Day...his birthday. 

He intends to have the military all polished and looking impressive to march by his fatness and impress the world with his mighty might or some shit like that.

Tanks. helicopters, 7500 soldiers all marching up and down the square to appease him on his birthday.

What a tribute he is throwing... for himself.

The Madness of King George. 

So the rest of us, those of us who can still think for ourselves and aren't AFRAID to let Palantir know we still can and do... are going to mark the occasion with No Kings Day. 

That's right folks, there are going to be, at this time, over 1600 demonstrations across the country with one single goal in mind... remind those fascists pricks who think they can remake our nation in the image of 1930s Germany that they cannot and will not... on our watch.

You can go to the website for the demonstration and see if there is a rally planned somewhere near you. I hope there is. 

Meanwhile Palantir is still garnering even MORE data on us all, this time from the C.D.C.

Looks like they are putting the final touches on their Social Credit Score system, you know, the part that ultimately decides if you are a Maker or a Taker. 

Can't have those sick people holding us back, don't you know.

So if you are OK with what The Trumpening looks like so far, by all means, enjoy as TrumpyBear giggles and drools watching all those manly men in uniform march up and down the square for his amusement.

However, if you are of a more discerning temperament, perhaps you might think of attending a No Kings Day demonstration with the rest of us.

Don't be afraid. The only real loss is not even trying. 

(thank you Coach Stansberry for teaching me that so long long ago)