by Scott Creighton
I have an exclusive scoop for you guys! Someone (anonymous sources) sent me an image of the moment President Trump was found in the Oval Office last week!
I cannot independently verify the authenticity of the photo but I can tell you it may actually be a real photo of something or another and as with the MSM and Israel's apologists, that's good enough for me.
Reportedly (from secret sources who are not authorized to be within 500 feet of any school, ever) Donald Trump suffered his 6th OG (OverGold) event since getting back into the White House in Jan of this year.
That's a lot of OG events even for tin-pot third-world dictators of the past and way too many for an occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. which is currently being renamed to '16 Stacks Crib'
The Donald (as he likes to be called by various sycophants he brings to 16 Stacks Crib to pay him tribute) was sent to OverGold rehab center run by Lit Wayne and DJ Jazzy Jeff.
He was released against Pimp's orders after only 5 days.
Another relapse is expected as The Donald is reportedly changing all the PVP plumbing in the White House to gold.