Thursday, August 28, 2025

Children are Dangerous: Shoud be Outlawed

by Scott Creighton


 

Hello folks.

I was not here yesterday because, in my misguided efforts to help my neighbors, I went over the daycare place two houses down and helped them install a baby gate to keep the little rugrats out of the kitchen and away from sharp things and the food.

I say misguided because it didn't even occur to me that I would be defenseless against the little monsters' secret weapon: germs. 

This was Tuesday.

That night I started feeling bad and then on Wednesday I was down for the count. 

Someone should outlaw babies. Little walking incubators of nastiness, they are. 

Anyway, I am starting to feel a little better. Buckleys and Cepacol will do that I suppose.

Will try to be back later today or tomorrow at the latest. Take care and stay away from the little monsters if you can. Run screaming in the other direction if you see one of these things loose in the wild. 

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