New FBI Files on Epstein 'Death' Are Laughable Attempt to Quell Growing Understanding Epstein is Still Alive

by Scott Creighton

FBI released new statement from secret witness that says he heard guards kill Epstein and plan to cover it up then they release new info on one of the guards they threw under the bus years ago claiming she Googled Epstein just before killing him and received some payments from somewhere.

'The new Justice Department files also contain an interview with another unnamed MCC inmate who was still in the Epstein’s unit when his body was found. According to hand-written notes contained in a proffer report, the inmate told the FBI he heard federal corrections officers yell: “Breathe! Breathe!” at around 6:30 a.m. Aug. 10.

Then he said he heard an officer say, “Dudes, you killed that dude.”

A female guard replied, “If he is dead, we’re going to cover it up and he’s going to have an alibi — my officers,” the FBI notes claim the inmate said.

Later, after learning Epstein had died, that inmate told the FBI the MCC was buzzing with a rumor: “Miss Noel killed Jeffrey.”

He identified the female guard as Tova Noel, one of two correctional officers who were later charged with falsifying reports. The charges against her and the other officer, Michael Thomas, were later dropped, but both were fired. Noel is now being eyed for a suspicious Google search about Epstein, less than an hour before he died, and for cash deposits in her bank account' LA Magazine March 9 2026

If there was a legitimate murder suspect, why did they cover it up?  Why is the new witness unnamed and why was the note handwritten and included in the file as opposed to being part of the typed statement filed all those years ago? And if they had this information on the suspect, why did they just charge her with dereliction of duty and then drop the charges, minuscule as they were?

Still, there are some interesting facts revealed again in this article:

'Then on Aug. 9, according to a FBI report in the Justice Department’s document release, “Epstein’s cell mate, Efrain Reyes, was released from the MCC, leaving Epstein alone in his cell.” That same day, Epstein was taken off suicide watch, the federal Bureau of Prisons says.'  LA Magazine March 9 2026

Epstein's snitch (informant) cellmate was released from custody the day before Epstein was 'killed' in his cell and that same day Jeffrey was taken off suicide watch which meant there would be far less supervision on him. 

What a coincidence right? But then it gets better.

 

' The FBI report says that around 7:19 p.m. that night, Epstein was allowed to call his girlfriend, Belarusian dentist Karyna Shuliak, on “an unsecured and unrecorded line,” in violation of BOP rules. The call, records show, lasted “approximately 20 minutes.”

At 6:30 a.m. the next day, a grisly discovery was made in cell #220 on the 9th floor of the MCC. There, the FBI says, “Epstein was found with a make-shift noose around his neck in an apparent suicide.” Prison medical personnel rushed Epstein to the medical unit while performing CPR, delivering oxygen and “other narcotics.”'  LA Magazine March 9 2026

He made a call to his 'girlfriend' on an unsecured and unrecorded line the evening before his 'death'  How would they know who he talked to or what they talked about? Was he being told the plan? Was he giving his final OKAY?

And what is that about them pumping narcotics into his lifeless body? Do they blow crack smoke into people to try to bring them back or did the junkie they killed to be his body double just happen to be high when they offed him?

Don't forget:

• they moved him before the Medical Examiner reviewed the scene despite the fact that he was already dead
• they never photographed him dead in the cell
• they used a different van to take him to another location where his DNA and fingerprints were recovered to be used as identifiers then he was taken to the place where his official death was recorded. The van that was supposedly taking his body directly there was empty.
• an MCC employee the day Epstein 'died' claimed on Reddit or 4chan that he saw them removing Epstein in a wheelchair very much alive.

'Other sections of the records describe how officers were stationed at a secure facility linked to the prison, where Epstein's body was guarded while fingerprinting and other procedures were carried out ahead of its transfer...' Daily Mail 

And from Google:

Yes, multiple reports and forensic experts have stated that Jeffrey Epstein’s body was moved from his jail cell before the medical examiner could properly document the scene, violating standard protocols for a death investigation

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Key details regarding the handling of the scene include:

• Body Removed Early: Jail staff moved Epstein from his cell to the prison infirmary, and subsequently to a hospital, before investigators arrived, according to forensic pathologist Dr. Michael Baden.
• Violation of Protocol: The Bureau of Prisons (BOP) requires that a suicide scene be treated with the same level of protection as any death scene, which was not followed.
• Missed Evidence: Because the body was moved and the cell was not immediately secured, crucial evidence—such as the exact position of the body and the nature of the ligature—was compromised.
• Staged Appearance Concerns: Dr. Baden, who was hired by Epstein's brother to observe the autopsy, noted that the scene "appeared to be staged" and that the removal of the body made it impossible to accurately determine the time of death

Recently (Feb 26) I noted that even Stephen Colbert was making jokes about Epstein still being alive insinuating that it's something we all know by now and that we just go along with the story to be pleasant I suppose.

The date is important in that it reflects a growing belief in the American public that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't killed at all that day but rather he was safely extracted and allowed to exit the country in secret due to his considerable influence and wealth. 

Apparently the world is coming around to the truth... albeit slowly.

'A conspiracy theory claiming that Jeffrey Epstein is still alive has resurfaced after a document labelled EFTA00133623 was discovered in the US Justice Department's database. The document appeared as part of a fresh set of files related to the late, convicted child sex offender that were made public on Friday.' WION News Feb 5

'A clinical and forensic psychologist has reignited public debate by indicating that Jeffrey Epstein may still be alive after examining recently released case records. ' Economic Times Feb 24 

Is Jeffrey Epstein Alive? TIMES Feb 22

All this chatter online about Jeffrey Epstein being alive and folks taking a hard look at the extremely suspicious way his 'death' was handled by the authorities and suddenly, the helpful FBI comes out with a new secret witness saying 'don't worry... he's dead'

Seems legit, right?

But who would fall for something this obviously contrived by the lying FBI at a time when the Epstein story is falling apart for the normies?

Julie Brown from the Miami Herold for one and Crystal Ball at Breaking Points for another. 

Perhaps they forget. Perhaps they need to be reminded not only of the suspect timing in the release of these files but also of the, shall we say, history of the FBI's less than straightforward  reporting on various events?

• F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
• F.B.I. and Ibragim Todashev 
• F.B.I. exposed for creating terror threats to thwart Trial and Terror 
• F.B.I. says there is no Epstein client list 
• F.B.I. war on Martin Luther King Jr.  
• F.B.I. cointelpro  
• F.B.I. history of scandals  
• Discredit, Disrupt, Destroy 
• 10 Disturbing Things You Should Know About the FBI Since 9/11 
• The FBI: 151 acts of Corruption 

There are 10 sources, current and past, that should let everyone know to take anything the FBI says with a grain of salt especially when there is something large at stake. And at this point, understanding just how intertwined the current attack on Iran on behalf of Israel is, it's almost impossible to separate Jeffrey Epstein's blackmail files with Donald Trump's absolute submission to the rule of a foreign nation's corrupt leader (Netanyahu)

Of course Jeffrey Epstein is still alive and this bullshit, handwritten note 'found' in a file about a statement from a new secret witness isn't going to move the needle one bit or at least it shouldn't if our stalwart independent journalists do their basic research and remember who exactly the FBI was created to serve in the first place.

 Again, I thank you for your time.