Friday, July 10, 2026

Introducing My New Political Consulting Firm - Blu Bitches!

by Scott Creighton 

Once again I am giving in to the AI seduction. I had an idea for a promotional poster for my new political consulting firm in the mold of Fight Agency called Blu Bitches! This is what I gave ChatGPT to work with: 

 'first, cartoon characters. then... name is 'Blu BITCHES!™ political consulting firm' at the top... logo 'if you know what's good for you!' at the bottom... in between a caricature of a Democratic Party Donkey angry and sneering down at two frightened young voters (boy and girl) in a threatening way as they stand in front of a voting machine (made by Hope&Pray Voting Machines)... that is the main focus of the image... behind the Donkey we have caricature of Obama riding a drone wearing an oversized Peace Prize around his neck laughing and Bill Clinton standing beside Monica Lewinski with a big smile on his face and finally Graham Platner drunk leering at Monica with a bulge in his pants. feel free to embellish as you see fit. In bottom right hand corner in regular Times Roman font small text 'endorsed by: Kyle Kulinsky, Bernie Sanders, Hasan Piker, Ryan Grim and a host of other money-grabbing sellouts' . the background should be something like a run-down White House overgrown with weeds and a big hole next to it from Trump's ballroom that never was finished. Is that too much?'

... and this is what we got back. 

 


I like how fucked in the head ChatGPT can get if you let it. 

I thought it would have an issue with 'hope and pray voting machines' but it didn't as it added the jizz on Platner's bloated stomach all by itself. 

LOL.

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