by Scott Creighton
UPDATE: I really hate to do this but... what happened to those $5,000 checks all the 'good people' in the country were supposed to get for keeping their mouths shut while The Elon destroyed the social safety net and the constitution? You spend yours already? On what? 3 dozen eggs?
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We were told it was all going to be roses and Champaign. A honeymoon with beautiful cake and gold toilet seats for our dainty-smelling bums. Winning all over the place.
No peace in the Middle East.
No end to Ukraine war within a day.
Eggs are setting record prices.
And Donald J. Trump has threatened war against every but the Vatican.
His ketamine addled front-man billionaire side show barker, Elon Musk, and his little tribe of Ayn Rand fanboys are wrecking shit left and right and somehow have the authority (not really but everyone pretends) to fire/lay off THOUSANDS of government workers so Elon and The Donald can make room on the books for their big tax breaks.
Winning.
Here's some winning for ya:
That's what the Dow has lost in the past 5 days. Here's a quick view of how it's been doing this past month (almost all of Trump's second term in office)