by Scott Creighton
There are tons of polls right now asking the eternal question: who is better at beating Donald Trump than our pile of quivering jello, President Joe 'Lithium Please' Biden.
And the answers range from 'hell fucking no!' to 'who the hell is that?'
But guess who they don't run against the Orange One in these polls?
Yep. you guessed it, the guy who steadily beat Trump in the polls back in 2020 and 2016... Bernie 'Sheepdog' Sanders.